Things I will Definitely Not Do in July

(All credit for the ideas behind this blog rightfully belong to the great Aravis Moore)

1) Take any more two hour naps

2) Spend a disproportionate amount of time indoors

3) Waste time feeling heartbroken

4) Pine for the time when my three best friends all lived in San Diego which is most certainly the best city on the planet

5) Depend upon carbohydrates as my main and only source of fuel

6) Become an obese cat lady

7) Obsessively read books in the fashion where I do not eat, sleep, bathe or have contact with the human race until I finish the book

8) Obsess

9) Forget jackets, clothes, shoes, sunglasses, my cherished travel journal in random unrecoverable places on this earth just because I was born with the predisposition for severe absentminded forgetfulness

10) Feel guilty for list items 1-9