1) Ugh! my yoga pants are still damp but I need to wear them for this class
2) Oh no! My extra copy of the Alchemist I ordered got lost in the mail!
3) I really want a coffee from the shop around the corner but if I walk in my heals I will get blisters (Thanks Kaity Michael ;)
4) Should I travel the world for the year, go on a medical mission or go immediately to grad school??????
5) Who am I?
6) I hate it when catipillars eat the plants in my organic garden!!
7) I really want to get married but I really want to be single
8) My girl arms are too weak to lift and fasten the kayak to the racks of my car
9) No, but really who am I supposed to be?
10) I really want a baby but I really actually most definitely do not want and/or have time for a baby
11) Hey! that girl is wearing the same shirt as me from anthropologie
12) I really like _____ but he is just not thoughtful, tall, artistic, accomplished, intelligent, foreign, funny or well traveled enough for me
Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteEvie, you are one of the funniest people I know. I strive to write blog entries half as entertaining as yours.
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