The title above nearly encompasses all nueronal activity taking place in my brain at this exact moment in time. So warning to all 5 readers, DO NOT EXPECT TO BE THRILLED TANTALIZED FIGHTENED INSPIRED by this special Halloween edition coma corner. The scariest part of my day thus far has been dreading giving a suppository to a 30 year old man. I have no problem giving a suppository to the population of 50 years and above but upon entering the dreaded 40 years and below demographic I do not want to touch IT with a 10 foot pole...literally. I constantly have the image of asking one of my classmates to gently role over and UGGHHH NOOOOOO MAKE IT END...............commence rocking back and forth while holding head in hands...............................................................................rock.......rock........sway..................................
