(White Girl Problems) WPGs

1) Ugh! my yoga pants are still damp but I need to wear them for this class

2) Oh no! My extra copy of the Alchemist I ordered got lost in the mail!

3) I really want a coffee from the shop around the corner but if I walk in my heals I will get blisters (Thanks Kaity Michael ;)

4) Should I travel the world for the year, go on a medical mission or go immediately to grad school??????

5) Who am I?

6) I hate it when catipillars eat the plants in my organic garden!!

7) I really want to get married but I really want to be single

8) My girl arms are too weak to lift and fasten the kayak to the racks of my car

9) No, but really who am I supposed to be?

10) I really want a baby but I really actually most definitely do not want and/or have time for a baby

11) Hey! that girl is wearing the same shirt as me from anthropologie

12) I really like _____ but he is just not thoughtful, tall, artistic, accomplished, intelligent, foreign, funny or well traveled enough for me

Things I will Definitely Not Do in July

(All credit for the ideas behind this blog rightfully belong to the great Aravis Moore)

1) Take any more two hour naps

2) Spend a disproportionate amount of time indoors

3) Waste time feeling heartbroken

4) Pine for the time when my three best friends all lived in San Diego which is most certainly the best city on the planet

5) Depend upon carbohydrates as my main and only source of fuel

6) Become an obese cat lady

7) Obsessively read books in the fashion where I do not eat, sleep, bathe or have contact with the human race until I finish the book

8) Obsess

9) Forget jackets, clothes, shoes, sunglasses, my cherished travel journal in random unrecoverable places on this earth just because I was born with the predisposition for severe absentminded forgetfulness

10) Feel guilty for list items 1-9